Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed
This is legit and people don’t realize it.
“hey what are you doing?”
“nothing”
“oh great! so you are avaliab-”
“no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.”I’mdoing nothing. Actively. It’s important.
*young republican voice* i don’t see why my rich, rich, rich rich rich, rich rich rich rich, so fucking rich, father should have to pay for poorer boys school lunches. he could spend that money on a racism machine
“It’s James’ fault that Snape was mean to Harry!!!!!!”
Ah yes…of course..it’s the fault of a man who’s been dead for over a decade that a grown adult joined a terrorist group and then went on to bully said dead man’s orphaned son why didn’t I see it before
