fartgallery: if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
queen-dandelion: there should be like a strip club only with hot dads in good shoes with their legs propped up on tables sipping coffee and staring at you over the tops of their glasses when you walk in goddamn i would lose so much money
Isn’t it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?– Anne Shirley (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town. Whoa.
I dream about having a house by the water and not doing anything, not feeling...– Lee Pace (via le-dilemme)
horcruxs: if you ever say ‘oh i saw this and thought of you’ to me ever you’ve got 0% chance of escaping this friendship and i’ll automatically love you
when is someone going to make a supercut of all the hugging bits at the end of SNL for me to watch when I am sad WHEN